Biggest problem Beth had today was what colour of shoe laces she was going to wear.
How many drinks did you get him?
Only two. But then we went to his office before he had to go back to work.
We should do this more often. I like making people jealous just for the fun of it.
It is fun. He calmed down after a couple drinks.
Did you tell him that it was from your gay best friend who got it for you in Los Angeles?
I did. He seemed okay with that afterwards. He was actually pretty jealous. It was kind of hot.
He asked me where I got my new bag from. I think he thought I had a boyfriend on the side or something. It was interesting to explain.
I don’t know, maybe Beth will just get her gift and she can show you pictures of your present.
That’s not fair at all.
Oh trust me I can have both coasts.
Even if I disagree, can I still have my present?
Nooooo. You wouldn’t!
Nah. I can’t see what I’d get from it.
Now off to surprise Kurt!
So I should text him right now and tell him of this plan, right?